Dill chicken salad with fresh mayonnaise

Oh man. MAN. I had no idea. I mean I had an idea, but I didn’t KNOW. And now I do.

Homemade mayo.

SO easy.
So tangy.
SO EASY.
So delicious.

ALSO, SO EASY.

Start to finish, from cracking the egg to gloppy, golssy, white creamy goodness, 3 minutes. I even stopped to check the YouTube video to make sure I was doing it right.

Now keep in mind this only works if you’ve got a magic immersion blender. If you’re going to use a food processor or hand whisk, venture past, my friend, for I cannot guide you.

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1 egg (some people say just the yolk, I say YOLO)
1 tbs water
1 tbs lemon juice (measure it, depending on the size of the lemon you can easily overpower the mayo)
1 tsp dijon mustard
1 cup oil (I did 3/4 canola, 1/4 olive)
salt

I think the part of the recipe that appeals to me most isn’t JUST that it’s a magic recipe, but that it’s an irreverent one.

Go futz on YouTube, go flick through Pinterest, and just choke on how many recipes for mayo there are. Most require a small crop sacrifice, 30 minutes of heavy upper body cardio, and the practiced patience of a monk to pull off.

For THIS recipe, you dump everything in a bucket and press go.

Now I used the little plastic container that came with my hand blender to make my mayo, but you can use an old spaghetti sauce jar if you don’t want to worry about transferring the mayo after it’s made. That’s the smarter choice, I feel.

In whatever container you end up with, pour in (in this order): the egg, the lemon juice, the dijon, half the water, and a bit of salt.

Pour your oil over top – ok, use a BIT of finess here, no reason to just upend the cup – and let the different liquids get to know each other. Go ahead and plug in the immersion blender and attach the stick end if haven’t yet.

Stick the blender into the container, settling it at the bottom. Don’t let the liquid get the better of you, squish it on down and give it a quick pulse on low. Then another. And then give it the full action.

Starting at the bottom, slowly raise the wand upwards, tilting a bit to capture the oil with the blade to create the immersion. Continue upwards until the wand is completely out and you’ve got a lovely cup of mayonnaise looking back up at you. Takes like …45 seconds.

If your mayo is thick like CoverGirl foundation, add the remaining water and give it another go with the wand. If it’s a watery wasteland, add another egg yolk.

Taste the finished product and add salt as needed, but be careful not to over salt, as the flavors will brighten up in the fridge later.

Once satisfied, slather your fresh new mayo on a crispy BLT or use in your favorite chicken salad recipe, as I did.

Dill Chicken Salad
1/3 cup moist chicken thighs, diced in teensy bits
1/2 granny smith apple (skin on), diced in teensy bits
1/2 a shallot, diced in teensy bits
1 celery rib, sliced in 1/8s (cut the bigger end in half if they rings get too wide)
1/3 cup dried cranberries
3 tsp dill
3 tbs fresh mayo
salt and pepper to taste
garlic granules to taste

Now the reason I mince my salad ingredients, is because I want every mouthfull to be a celebration of fresh dill flavor. When you have big Hungry Man sized chunks in your salad, you’re going to get uneven flavor distribution or uneven textures, like the unexpected snap of the skin on the Granny Smith or the pop of a cranberry coated in too much dill. This way, each bite is guaranteed to be delicious and enjoyable.

Combine all your ingredients except the mayo and salt in a bowl, and toss to coat.
Add the mayo and gently stir together. Try a bit with a very small spoon. I suggest keeping on hand a few of the tasting spoons they use at boutique ice cream shops you forget to give back for just this purpose.

Anyway.

Add a bit of salt and pepper, stir, and taste again.

Add more dill if necessary (for the record – it’s ALWAYS necessary). Add more apple. Add more chicken. It’s your salad!
Just be careful when adding more seasoning, the dill and shallot flavors will explode the longer this salad sits in the fridge so don’t go too wild. Unless that’s what you need to start your morning.

If any salad is left after ‘tasting’, or that you’re not going to eat right away, make sure to cover the or seal the salad before popping it in the fridge.

You can eat this salad on hearty lightly toasted bread (I love Dave’s Killer 21 Grain) or on top of a big bed of fresh spinach.

Or right out of the bowl with your tiny spoon. At midnight. In the glow of the range light.

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Crunchy Roasted Chickpeas

I can’t stop eating these. They’re like little smokey crunchy nuggets of good.
I went in completely without any expectations of how they would come out, but gotta tell you, these are good. They come together in a snap, are cheap to make, and a healthy snack with a super satisfying crunch.

Crunchy Roasted Chickpeas

1 15-ounce can of chickpeas**
2 tbs olive oil
1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp smoked paprika
1/2 tsp cayenne pepper

Preheat the oven to 425°f

Drain the chickpeas and pat dry with a paper towel.
In a small bowl, mix the spices together.

Pour the olive oil over the chickpeas and toss lightly to coat. Sprinkle the spice mixture over the oil-coated chickpeas and lightly toss to coat, sprinkling and tossing until the chickpeas are fully coated with the spices.

Spread the chickpeas over a pizza screen and bake for 20 minutes, turning after the first 15 minutes. Watch the chickpeas closely during the last 5 minutes of baking so they don’t burn. You want the chickpeas nice and golden brown. Not sure if they’re done? Snag a chickpea and bite into it. If the center is soft, keep baking.

When the chickpeas are done, remove the screen and allow to cool, about 10 minutes.

These babies have a crispy, nutty crunch I just adore, and I bet they’d go great on a big green salad!

Next I’ll try these variations: Chinese 5-Spice; garlic, lemon and herb; and cinnamon sugar

**Note: Check the label, I compared a name brand and the store brand and was so surprised! Both listed the same ingredients, but the name brand had nearly triple the fat! Sneaky monkeys….

Quick and Dirty Lamb Chops

4 lamb chops
1 tsp salt
1 tsp oregano
1 tsp rosemary
1/2 tsp cayanne pepper
1/2 tsp black pepper
1/2 tsp garlic powder
1 garlic clove, smashed and minced

Combine dry ingredients to create a dry rub. Sprinkle liberally over one side of the chop and press gently into the meat, flip the chop and repeat. Allow to come to room temperature.

Seasoned lamb chops pre-oven

Pre-heat your oven to 450°F with your cast iron pan inside. Once the oven is at temperature, leave the pan in about 5-7 minutes more. Remove the pan from the oven, and turn the broilers on high. Careful, the pan will be very hot!

Now, carefully place the lamb chops into the pan (listen to the sweet cracklin sounds!), and put back in the oven for 4 minutes. Remove the pan, turn the chops, and broil the other side, about 3 minutes (the second side always gets done faster).

Give the chops the finger test to check for doneness. I prefer my lamb medium, so about the give of pressing your thumb and middle finger together and feeling the area below your thumb.

Remove the pan from the oven and remove the chops from the pan and let rest 8-10 minutes on a warmed plate (30 seconds in the microwave should do the trick).

The plated bad boy, just look at that delicious sear...

The plated bad boy, just look at that delicious sear…

Once the chops have been allowed to soak in their own goodness, serve and eat!

I served mine with pan-roasted garlic and horseradish mashed potatoes and a crispy romaine poppyseed salad.

Poblano Pepper Shrimp

I was craving shrimp and avocado, but coudldn’t for the life of me find a texture combination that worked. I think I was going for a deconstructed shrimp taco…? Regardless, this turned out spicy and delicious. Very happy with the result, but would continue to tweak until I get the textures just right. Sorry for the out of focus pictures, I’m a bit out of practice juggling my camera in the kitchen… :)

Cilantro Lime Rice
1 cup rice + 2 ¼ cup water (or however your rice cooker does it)
Zest of ½ lime
¼ cup cilantro, stems removed, minced
½ tsp salt

Start this first, as it’s the part that takes the longest.

Avocado Yogurt Sauce
1 Hass avocado, pit and skin removed
¼ cup fresh Nancys low fat yogurt
3 tbs marinade mix (below)
1 tsp salt

Whirl ingredients with immersion blender, cover and refrigerate.

Shrimp Marinade
1 poblano pepper, most of the seeds removed and diced small
4 cloves garlic, smashed and minced
½ bunch cilantro, stems removed, minced
juice from 1 lime
1 tsp salt
1 tsp red pepper flakes
2 tbs olive oil (reserved)

In a large bowl, whirl together ingredients with immersion blender, reserve 2 tbs for avocado sauce.
Add olive oil to remaining marinade and whirl again.

All the cilantro

Add deveined shell-on shrimp to marinade, stir to coat, and let sit, 15 minutes. Much longer and the acid from the lime will start warping the shrimp meat.

Salad
Fresh hearts of Romaine, washed, drained, chopped
Half a shallot, sliced in thin rounds
One tomato, seeds and liquid removed, diced
Half an avocado, diced
Sprinkle of salt, pepper, red pepper flakes

crunchy salad

Cook the Shrimp
Move the oven rack about 4 inches below broiler element and heat broiler (high).
Remove shrimp from marinade, shake excess liquid off, and lay in a single layer in a cold cast iron skillet.
Sprinkle with a dash of paprika, a light dusting of red pepper flakes, and a few bits of garlic and Poblano from the marinade.

shrimp pre-broil

Broil shrimp until opaque and shells are beginning to visibly dry, about 2 to 4 minutes depending on your oven.
Remove pan from oven and flip shrimp. Broil until shells begin to brown, another 2-4 minutes. This side typically gets done faster than the first side because of how the cast iron.

Transfer shrimp to a serving platter and serve immediately. You may need to make several batches if your cast iron isn’t large.

If at the end of cooking you find yourself with extra liquid, pour the remaining marinade into the cast iron and put it back in the oven to broil. The cooking does magical things to the poblano and garlic, so you don’t want to just toss this!

cooling shrimp and poblano garlic garnish

Wait until the liquid reaches a roiling boil, then remove from the oven. Give it a minute or so to cool, so it doesn’t continue to cook when poured over the plated shrimp.

Serving
I wasn’t sure which way method made me happier, eating shrimp out of its shell over a bed of savory rice or peeled in a bowl of crispy salad dressed with the sweet avocado dressing. Both were very, very tasty!

Spicy shrimp salad on a bed of crunchy romaine

Boozy Fruit Salad, A Perfect Summer Sangria


1 750 ml bottle Big House shiraz
1 cup orange juice
1 12 oz bottle The Ginger People ginger ber
9 clementine oranges, peeled and pulled in halves
1 pear, cut into chunks
1 handful apricots
2 cups cherries, stems removed
1 lime, sliced in rounds
1 lemon, sliced in rounds
1/2 cup 99 Apples liqueur

Stir together everything and refrigerate at least 3 hours so the fruit can get nice and drunk. Pour over ice and garnish with a lemon wheel or a toothpick fruit kebab.

Grab sangria, sunglasses, and a little tanning lotion, and make your way to the sun. Apply radio and do not resurface until crispy.

Apologies, I have been neglectful.

I miss food blogging more than you’ll likely believe, though I’ve got a backlog of recipes as long as my cutting board. My absence hasn’t been for lack of cooking, just the usual lack of time. Focus. Desire.

And to be fair I have been physically MIA for nearly two weeks on workish duties. I nearly wept when I came home and saw my poor, beloved cast iron dutch oven sitting bereft and abandoned in the corner. Storing bread.

The very idea.

Once I’ve had a chance to acclimate to my life and my surroundings (and to get back from yet another trip – this time to Emerald City Comicon in Seattle), I’ll be back on my game. Or at least back to cooking.

Unrelated, on Monday I saw the Ting Tings!

So that was pretty cool.

 

Succulent Al Pastor Tacos with Caramelized Pineapple

2lb pork roast
1 16 oz can pineapple chunks, juice reserved
1 cup orange juice
3 dried ancho chilies
3 dried guajillo chilies
2 bay leaves
1 small yellow onion, diced
2 tbs Secret Aardvark sauce
juice from 2 limes
6-8 cloves garlic, peeled and chopped roughly (most of a bulb)
1 tsp cinnamon
1 tsp cumin
1 tsp oregano
1 tsp smoked paprika
3 tbs honey
salt
olive oil

Preheat oven to 270°F

Grab your handy cast iron dutch oven (with awesome flat lid!) and fill with pineapple juice, orange juice, and dried chilies. Chilies should be just covered, so about two inches of liquid will do the trick. Simmer on low heat for about 10-15 minutes, or until chilies are soft and pliant. Remove chilies and set aside.

Pour juice from the pan into the lid of the dutch oven (or separate pan if you’re sans this dual duty apparatus), add honey, and continue to let simmer on low.

In a medium size bowl, combine spices, Aardvark, half the can of pineapple, onion, and garlic.

Return the dutch oven to the stove with about a tablespoon of oil and heat on medium.

When oil is hot, add onions, garlic and spices and saute until onions are translucent, about 5 minutes.

While onions cook, grab some latex gloves (you know, cuz you’re playing with burning bits), a knife and a cutting board, and split chilies to remove the seeds, stem, and pith. Keep about a teaspoon of the seeds (or more if you like a lot of spice). Roughly chop the chilies and set aside in a medium size bowl.

When the onions and garlic are done, add to the bowl with the chilies and about a quarter cup of the juice. Using a emulsion blender, puree the ingredients into the bowl. The texture should be like wet sand – not too dry, but wet enough to stick together.

Return the pineapple/orange juice to the main pan, and add remaining pineapple.
Set pork roast on top of pineapple in the middle of the pan. Using a wooden spoon, liberally coat the top and sides of the roast with the chili mixture.

Close the lid and put in the oven for 3 hours.

At the 3 hour mark, remove dutch oven, and turn over lid. Carefully scrape the chili mixture off the roast and into the lid. Season the juices with salt as needed. Carefully flip the roast and re-coat with chili mixture and a few tablespoons of the pan drippings. Return the lid and put back in the oven for another 3 hours.

When the second session is done, take the pan out of the oven and give the pork a quick braising with the pan drippings. The roast should be too far along to flip again, and at this point the pork is ready when you are. You can eat it now, or give it a few more hours, as it’s only going to get softer and more tender with time.

I left mine in for another two hours but dropped the oven temperature to 200°F, it was practically melting and exploding with succulent spicy sweet flavor.

When you’re ready to eat, remove the meat to a serving platter and shred with a fork. Spoon pan drippings over top and toss to coat, but don’t feel like you have to add it all. Or even most of it. Add as much or as little as you like. Go wild. Or don’t.

Serve with:
warm corn tortillas
caramelized pineapple (recipe below)
cojita cheese
fresh pico de gallo (recipe below)
lime wedges

Pico de Gallo
1 small yellow onion, diced small
1 medium tomato, diced
1 bunch cilantro, leaves washed and shredded
juice from 1 lime
3 tbs pan drippings from al pastor
pinch salt

Combine all ingredients, cover and refrigerate for at least thirty minutes before serving.

Caramelized Pineapple
1 16oz can pineapple chunks in juice, juice reserved
3 tbs honey
1 pinch red pepper flakes

Heat a non-stick frying pan on medium high heat. Add pineapple chunks, a few at a time, to sizzling hot pan. If your pan is smaller, work in batches. Let pineapple sizzle away for about 2-3 minutes or until the side facing up lightens in color (should look whiteish).

Using tongs, flip pineapple to a different side, and wait another 2-3 minutes or until the sides begin to visibly brown and caramelize. After your second flip you can just shake the pan to jumble up the pineapple.

Stir every so often and flip any pieces that aren’t cooking on the right side. When the batch is done all the bits should be visibly softened and browned. Removed pineapple and set aside.

Add about half the can of juice, honey, and red pepper flakes to the pan and bring to a boil. Let boil for about 5 minutes, stirring every so often with a wooden spoon.
When you think the syrup is ready, dip the spoon in the liquid, let cool a few seconds (one of my biggest hurdles), and swipe the back with your finger. It’s done when your finger leaves a clear streak through the syrup.

Pour syrup over pineapple and toss to coat. Serve immediately or they’re going to get eaten by sneaky ninja hands once the bowl hits the table.

Original al pastor recipe from both Streats and Chef Callahan.

*We strongly discourage eating baby meat. Babies are cute and adorable. And let’s be honest. They’re entirely too expensive to ever realistically substitute for meat in any capacity.